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- Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
- Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
- Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
- Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new one everyday.
- Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
- Wife: When must I give them to him?
- Doctor: They are for you
- Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
- Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
- Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
- Wife: Why Three?
- Husband: For you and your parents
- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.
- The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice"
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