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Funny Conversations.
  • Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
  • Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
  • Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
  • Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new one everyday.
  • Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
  • Wife: When must I give them to him?
  • Doctor: They are for you
  • Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
  • Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
  • Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
  • Wife: Why Three?
  • Husband: For you and your parents
  • After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.
  • The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice"
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